It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS
he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road
he wants to get to
the other side
the motherfucking chicken is suicidal
oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
I may be late to the party on this one, but I just noticed something from the restaurant scene in ‘A Study In Pink’…..
Sherlock, you sly devil. You made reservations. You’re in the middle of the case and you made dinner reservations. For John.
Now we know why Angelo was so quick to assume John was his date.
how have i not seen this before
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD